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Thor is undoubtedly the most beloved superhero from the Marvel Comic Universe (MCU) ever since the movies, featuring Chris Hemsworth, was released.
Being the son of Odin and the God of Thunder, he does have a lofty personality but is quite goofy, clumsy, and naive when he first comes to Earth. His dialogues are what make him even more lovable by fans worldwide.
His iconic catchphrase which he always says to people whenever he uses his hammer is that only the worthy can wield it. He also has a lingering love interest with Jane Foster. If you are looking for some of the best Thor quotes, this list is for you.
Check out Loki quotes and [Marvel quotes] too.
Thor Movie Quotes
Played by Chris Hemsworth, Thor was introduced by the MCU to the world with the release of his first movie in 2011. Here's a great list of some of the most iconic and best 'Thor' quotes as well as quotes about Thor. The movie also saw the introduction of the sibling rivalry between Thor and Loki, his adopted brother from the Frost Giants. There are also some comic quotes too:
1. "This drink... I like it!"
- 'Thor', 2011.
2. "Thor: I need a horse!
Pet Store Clerk: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride."
- 'Thor', 2011.
3. "Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!
Odin: Yes... I was a fool, to think you were ready."
- 'Thor', 2011.
4. "For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do."
- 'Thor', 2011.
5. "Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this."
- 'Thor', 2011.
6. "It's unwise to be in my company right now, brother. Today was to be my day of triumph!"
- 'Thor', 2011.
7. "There will never be a wiser king than you. Or a better father. I have much to learn. I know that now. One day, perhaps, I will make you proud."
- 'Thor', 2011.
8. "And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?"
- 'Thor', 2011.
9. "You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon...?"
- 'Thor', 2011.
Thor Quotes From The Comics
Here are some awesome quotes by Thor from the comics liked by all people:
10. "I must return to my other life...and to the girl holds my heart...although I'd never dare admit it! "
-Thor Odinson, 'Journey Into Mystery Vol. 1 #89'.
11. "You live again thanks to your heroic deeds."
-Thor Odinson, 'Loki Vol. 3 #1'.
12. "I can not stand by and let anyone perish!... Even you!"
-Thor Odinson, 'Journey Into Mystery Vol. 1 #85'.
13. "By the power vested in me by the throne of Asgard, I, Thor, God of Thunder... condemn thee to die."
-Thor Odinson, 'Thor: God Of Thunder Vol. 1 #16'.
14. "Young maiden of Midgard, thy language leaves something to be desired. "
-Thor Odinson, 'Alias Vol. 1 #23'.
15. "We welcome you, Captain America, to the ranks of the... Avengers!"
-Thor Odinson, 'Avengers Annual Vol. 1 #3'.
16. "We are gods, 'tis our purpose to set aright the path of lesser beings."
-Thor Odinson, 'Avengers Vol. 1 #220'.
17. "Spare me thy riddles! I have withstood much from thee, dark one! I would repay thee - with battle!"
-Thor Odinson, 'Thor Vol. 1 #323'.
'Thor: The Dark World' Quotes
'Thor: The Dark World' is the first Thor sequel released in 2013. Here's an amazing list of some of the best and Funny Thor quotes from the second Thor movie.
18. "Odin: Am I a piece of butter that needs to be buttered so heavily?
Thor: That was not my intent."
- 'Thor: The Dark World', 2013.
19. "Darcy: How's Space?
Thor: Space is good."
- 'Thor: The Dark World', 2013.
20. "Thor: I'll tell Father what you did here today.
Loki: I didn't do it for him."
- 'Thor: The Dark World', 2013.
21. "Loki: Why don't you let me fly it?
Thor: Out of the two of us, who here can actually fly?"
- 'Thor: The Dark World', 2013.
22. "Sif: Everything is fine. I've got it under control.
Thor: Is that why everything is on fire?"
- 'Thor: The Dark World', 2013.
23. "Thor: We are just like the humans. We are born, we live, we die.
Loki: Give or take 5,000 years."
- 'Thor: The Dark World', 2013.
24. "Loki: Satisfaction is not in my nature.
Thor: Surrender is not in mine."
- 'Thor: The Dark World', 2013.
25. "Thor: If you betray me, I will kill you.
Sif: If you betray him, I will kill you.
Volstagg: If you betray him...
Loki: You'll kill me? Evidently there will be a line."
- 'Thor: The Dark World', 2013.
26. "Loki: What makes you think you can trust me?
Thor: I don't."
- 'Thor: The Dark World', 2013.
27. "Loki: [About to start the fight] You still don't trust me?
Thor: Would you? [Unlocks handcuffs anyway]
Loki: No I wouldn't. [Stabs Thor in the stomach]"
- 'Thor: The Dark World', 2013.
28. "Thor: I wish I could trust you.
Loki: Trust my rage."
- 'Thor: The Dark World', 2013.
29. "Loki: You must be truly desperate to come to me for help.
Thor: You should know that when you betray me, I will kill you."
- 'Thor: The Dark World', 2013.
30. "I'd rather be a good man than a great king."
- 'Thor: The Dark World', 2013.
'Thor: Ragnarok' Quotes
'Thor: Ragnarok' (2017) was the last movie of the MCU featuring our favorite God of Thunder as the titular character. This list of quotes also includes worthy 'Thor: Ragnarok' funny quotes as well.
31. "Valkyrie: This team of yours, it got a name?
Thor: Yeah, it's called the... uh... Revengers!"
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
32. "Surtur: I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny, and lay waste to your home.
Thor: You know, it's funny you should mention that. Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late! Asgard up in flames. Falling to ruins. And you, Surtur. The center of all of it."
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
33. "Thor: Get help! Please! My brother is dying! Get help! Help him!
[as the guard approach them, Thor throws Loki at them, knocking them down]
Thor: A classic.
Loki: [gets up] I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Thor: Not for me, it's not."
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
34. "Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you're you and I'm me and... oh, maybe there's still good in you but... let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago."
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
35. "Thor: No, I don't have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It's called an email.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Yeah. Do you have a computer?
Thor: No. What for?"
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
36. "A creepy old man cut my hair off!"
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
37. "So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that's still fresh. Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you."
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
38. "Hulk: Hulk always... always angry.
Thor: I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools."
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
39. "Thor: Strongest Avenger!
Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
Thor: Damn you, Stark. Point Break.
Quinjet Computer: Welcome, Point Break."
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
40. "Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low. I don't want to hurt you anymore."
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
41. "Thor: She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't...
Odin: Are you Thor, the god of hammers?"
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
42. "Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin!
Hela: Really? You don't look like him.
Loki: Perhaps we can come to an arrangement...
Hela: YOU sound like him."
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
43. "I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate."
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
44. "Thor: [to the Grandmaster] Hey! Hey! We know each other, he's a friend from work!
Thor: [to Hulk] Where have you been? Everyone thought you were dead! There's so much that's happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, Lok - Loki's alive, can you believe it? He's up there!
[Hulk glances at Loki]
Thor: Hey, Loki! Look who it is!"
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
45. "You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it's great, an elite force of women warriors."
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
46. "I have dire plans for destiny."
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
47. "Thor: I'm not as strong as you.
Odin: No... you're stronger."
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
48. "Bruce Banner: I don't know how to fly this thing!
Thor: You're a doctor, you have PhDs. You should figure it out.
Bruce Banner: None of them for flying alien spaceships!"
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
49. "We have to stop her here and now, and prevent Ragnarok, the end of everything! So I'm putting together a team."
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
50. "I choose to run towards my problems and not away from them..."
- 'Thor: Ragnarok', 2017.
Thor Quotes From The Avengers Movies
Thor becomes a part of the Avengers when he visits Earth to capture Loki in the first 'Avengers' movie of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Here is a list of Thor quotes from the Avengers series. In his Avengers journey in the MCU, he also becomes King Thor.
51. "We were raised together, we played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?"
-'The Avengers', 2012.
52. "He's adopted." [on brother Loki]
-'The Avengers', 2012.
53. "I went for the head." [on killing Thanos]
-'Avengers: Endgame,' 2019.
54. "I thought humans were more evolved than this."
- 'The Avengers', 2012.
55. "Fortunately, I am mighty!"
-'The Avengers: Age of Ultron', 2015.
56. "You people are so petty, and tiny."
-'The Avengers', 2012.
57. "I'm still worthy."
-'Avengers: Endgame,' 2019.
58. "Do I look to be in a gaming mood?"
-'The Avengers', 2012.
59. "Captain America: New haircut?
Thor: Looks like you've copied my beard."
-'Avengers: Infinity War,' 2018.
60. "I'm only alive because fate wants me alive."
-'Avengers: Infinity War,' 2018.
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